Humanity

 

Babyís stop crying

Whore

Belt

Dark Room

Briefcase

Altar boy

Tormentors

Arrested

Hell Week

Rejection

Imitation of a Death threat

Scare-men-ary

Otherís who canít sing Ė

(Lamentation)

 

Rebirth

Sheís Ugly, Momma said so

Momma gonna make the Devil Inside go away

The Homophobes and the Inbred

Begging for food

Bad Diagnosis

Hellís Kitchen

Today I FiredMyself

kill you one day

Betrayal

Depression

Otherís who wonít sing -

(Lamentation)

Sweet, sweet pain of inspiration

 

Babyís Stop CryingÖ.

 

Daddy canít stand that noise anymore. It brings him down from the high of being a man

And strikes at his sense of pride, he wants to hide his faults away, but he canít see past his shortcomings of a childhood, he beats the memories from his brow, and pounds the pain from his chest.

But he canít stop that noise from coming and he canít stop his temper from erupting he knows what he has to do to stop the baby from cryingÖ

 

Daddy whatcha doing to that babe,

Crying is something that babes do,

Daddy donít do that, what are you thinking

Daddy youíre a monster

Daddy youíreÖ

Babyís stop crying

 

Daddy takes care of things

Daddy knows how to make things right

Daddy loves his babe and his wife

You can do anything DaddyÖ

But Daddy what drove you to it?

Daddy gonna drown out that noiseÖ

 

Daddy stop that!

Daddy itís just a babe

No Daddy, No!

Daddy youíre a monster

Daddy youíreÖ

Babyís stop crying

 

Whore

 

Whoís that on our front porch maw?Is that that little whore that done run off with that man we couldnít stand?What does that whore want maw?We donít have a daughter anymore maw, we didnít raise our daughter to be no whore.We raised our daughter to fear the good lord, and kept her sheltered from all those perverted things.She was pure and holy and the Virgin Mary blessed her when she was born.No Daughter of mine becomes a whore, you hear me maw, No daughter of mine becomes a whore.You hear me!Oh god, I raised her right, she went to the finest roman catholic school that my hard earned money could afford, she got to church every Sunday, and she stayed away from the boys, she told me she loved Jesus, and I thought she might even marry the church one day, oh god, what happened maw?No daughter of mine becomes a whore, I mean it, do I have to say it again maw, and no daughter of mine becomes a whore! No Gorram way did she learn this in school, the priests and the nuns they taught her the evils of what pre-marital sex does, and the bible she read every night, I did my fatherly duty and kept her away from temptation, oh god, sheís pregnant again maw! No itís not my fault mawÖoh god, why is my daughter a whore?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Belt:

        What did you do boy? You know I got this belt

        Stop swearing boy, you know I got this belt

        Leviticus says I got the right, and you know I got this belt

        Quit youíre playing in the hall, quit youíre whining boy, you know I got this belt

        Youíre a jackass son, and youíre motherís a whore who has to work all day to support your sorry ass, speaking of which whereís my belt?

        Donít you know youíre going be just like your old man, a piece of crap, who isnít even a man, and where did I put that belt?

        Pulling your hair, and putting you in that chair to face the wall ainít nothing compared to what I would do to you with my belt

        Just wait and see, youíll be sorry you crossed me, now youíve done it, Iím going to get that belt

        Dark Room

         Please let me out Iíll eat my food, itís dark in here and I canít see nothing, oh please oh please donít leave me in here

         Thereís no answer from anyone and I sure Iím sorry for what Iíve done, itís dark in here, and I get see nothing, oh please oh please get me out of here

        I wish I had eaten all my food, they tell me wasting is just no good, I suppose I deserve to be here all alone, and stuck here in this empty dark room

†††

Briefcase:

 

I got this briefcaseÖ

Fucking brown ugly stupid silly ridiculous heavy dorky nerdy funny looking briefcase.

 

All the other kids come to school they got book bags and backpacks but I got this briefcaseÖ

 

Fucking brown ugly stupid silly ridiculous heavy dorky nerdy funny looking briefcase.

 

Itís the first day of school and everybody else looks cool,

But I got this briefcaseÖ

 

Fucking brown ugly stupid silly ridiculous heavy dorky nerdy funny looking briefcase.

 

Everybody makes fun of me,

Me and my briefcaseÖ

 

Fucking brown ugly stupid silly ridiculous heavy dorky nerdy funny looking briefcase.

 

Fuck you maw! For making me take this briefcase to school, and shove my Fucking brown ugly stupid silly ridiculous heavy dorky nerdy funny looking briefcase up your ass!

Altar boy

 

When I get older I gonna be a priest, what are you laughing for, priests are cool, they wear funny looking robes, they live in a house not too far from church, and they teach us all how to be real good, so when I get older Iím going to be a priest.

 

Altar boys we get to hang out with priests, they tell us what to do during mass, and sometimes they can be a real pain in the assÖ

 

But when I grow up Iím going to be a priest, what are you laughing for, priests are cool because they hear my sins, drink the wine, and then they talk to God about my behindÖ

 

Altar boys we get to hang out with priests, they inspire us to be holy young men, hopefully one day we well be fishers of men, but before that we must be altar boys!

 

Tormentors

 

Letís get that kid, kick his ass, pull his shorts, make him cry, hah hah hah hah hah hah

 

Cry baby cry, you little wimp, whatís wrong with you canít you do anything right, cry you little prissy pants, you shouldnít even be in this school you donít belong here youíre so weird you nerdy wuss

 

Letís get that kid, kick his ass, pull his shorts, make him cry, heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

 

What are you looking at you little punk, you pecker is small, and youíre a piece of junk, you better watch out cause Iím a mean motherfucker who hates your looks

 

Letís get that kid, kick his ass, pull his shorts, make him cry, hehe haha hehe haha YEAH!

 

 

 


Arrested

 

Thatís the sound of the police, Oh fuck what do we do?Our parents are going to kill usÖ

 

Son you know better to buy alcohol while underage, why did you have to go and do a stupid think like that? You know that you shouldnít be drinking that stuff and your age, donít you teenagers ever learn?Iím going have to take the beer down to the station house (and drink it myself) and bring you to your parents, now let this be a lesson to you son!

 

Thatís the sound of the police, Oh fuck what do we do? Our parents are going to kill usÖ

 

Son you know better that to smoke marijuana while driving, why did you have to go and do a stupid thing like that?You know that you shouldnít be smoking that stuff at your age, donít you teenagers ever learn? Iím going to have to take this weed (and smoke it myself) and make youíre parents spend money on a lawyer so they donít throw you in jail, and youíll have to go to 20 Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, now let this be a lesson to you son!

 

Thatís the sound, not of the police, but of a 200 lb man running towards me and now heís taking my car keys, what are we going to do? Wait weíre are you going?Oh shit oh shit Iím fucked, Iíd be lucky to get killed by my parentsÖ

 

Son you know better to steal beer from a 7-11, why did you have to go and do a stupid thing like that? Iíve been watching you, and I knew you were going do something stupid, donít you teenagers ever learn?Iím not going to kill you son, (although Iíd like to rape you to death), but I will make you be my friend and Iíll take sexual advantage of you by kissing you and hugging you for a few months.Now let this be a lesson to you son!

 

Hell Week:

 

Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please!Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please!Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please!

 

Drink that beer, eat that shit, fuck a goat, suck that piss, crash a car, study real hard, drink that beer, eat that shit, fuck a goat, such that piss, crash a car, study real hard, drink that beer, eat that shit, fuck a goat, suck that piss, crash a car, study real hard.Drink that beer, then drink some more, drink drank drunk, Iím a mother-fucking skunk, take a dive, break youíre head, crash that car, study real hard, youíre going to go farÖ

 

Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please, Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please, Iím a lonely fucking worm may I enter please!

 

 

Rejection

 

Hello?Where are you? Why have you gone?

 

Donít you know that he never really loved you son?†† Donít you know that he never wanted you in his life?Donít you know that he doesnít care about you?

 

GoneÖ

GoneÖ

Heís goneÖ

 

Was it my fault?What did I do?Did I deserve this?

 

GoneÖ

GoneÖ

Heís goneÖ

 

Iíll try to fill the void you leave in my life, with criminals, and thugs, and men who donít have a life.Iíll fill that void with men who want to take advantage of me. Iíll fill the voidÖ.

 

GoneÖ

GoneÖ

GoneÖ

 

Heís gone away forever!

 

ďImitation of a Death ThreatĒ

 

Run Run Run Run Run Run Run

Iím afraid

Run Run Run Run Run Run Run

Iím afraid

Run Run Run Run Run Run Run

Iím afraidÖ

 

You love me son, or Iíll kill you, is all the note said, and I knew it was from the latest man who tried to fill that fatherly void.Heíd gone insane and found Jesus, and then he found me.I was a naÔve young adult, and itís not my fault, but religion had blinded me pretty good. I didnít see the violence directed at me and then it was almost too late.Scared of what he was telling me about god talking to him, and somewhere between my sense of self preservation I ran away from that island, and I havenít been back since.

Scare-men-ary

 

Running from one trap to another I now had a new residence up north at a castle on a hill.I was treated well, and once I got over a depressionís spell, I began to take my place at the counsel fire, where they sangÖ

 

 

Sons of Abraham, we intend to make you men, youíre going to give up those earthly desires, and weíll form you in our own image

 

Now this didnít seem like such a bad place, 3 square meal a day, and everybody puts on a happy face, but all that changed at the next counsel fire, where they sangÖ

 

Sons of Abraham, we told you that weíd make you men, and weíre going to make you give up every earthly desire, that means no more T.V., or pornography, and youíre going to do what youíre told

 

Now I wasnít sure if I should raise a fuss, but thanks to some advice from an outcast, I stood up for authenticity and said I was might pissed that they expect us to live like this, and thatís when the decided to hold one more counsel fire just for me, where they sangÖ

 

Son of Abraham, I heard you said that Jesus masturbated, now that makes us really frustrated, b/c people like us need to know weíre being watched, judged, and moralized, or else we canít get it up, so you pack youíre shit up right now, we canít have you corrupting our scare-men-arians.

 

 

Otherís who canít sing (Lamentation)

Hereís to all the boys and girls who have no voice to sing, b/c they have been taken away from us.Theyíll never get the chance to sing their song, and for them I lament day and night.

 

Are they crying?Do they sing?They have stopped running, forever resting in silence.Cry for them, Sing for them, and run as far as you can.

 

 

†††† Rebirth:

 

Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again!

Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Thatís not only used for those unfortunate souls who find Jesus and become saved.Not to say that I was ever dead, although I should be.Born Again, Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again! Born Again, Born Again, Born Again!

 

 

 

Sheís Ugly, Momma said so

 

Looking in the mirror, what does she see?Not a beautiful woman, but something that is ugly.Her momma told her so when she was young, so whatís the use in telling her sheís beautiful if she canít see that for herself?

 

She tells me, Momma said Iím ugly, and I see that sheís right, I donít like whatís in that mirror, my vision is a fright, so please let me be alone tonight.

 

If I didnít love her, I would have given up a long time ago, it hurts me to watch her hate herself, but what can I do about it, she just canít stop telling meÖ

 

Momma said Iím ugly, and I see that sheís right, I donít like whatís in that mirror, my vision is a fright, so please let me be alone tonight.

 

Damn itís sad to see a woman destroy herself like that, itís like watching someone die a slow death, what a shame I canít do anything to help her, because no matter what I said or did, she always saidÖ

 

Momma said Iím ugly, and I see that sheís right, I donít like whatís in that mirror, my vision is a fright, so please let me be alone tonight.

 

 

Momma gonna make the devil inside go awayÖ

 

We were walking down the sidewalk my mother my sister and I when my mother stopped me and said, Tell me son and donít you lie, did you reject God?I said there was nothing to reject mom, after all god was just an idea in my head, andÖ.

SHUT UP son, you son of a bitch, Iím taking you to get exorcism done, and mommaís gonna make the devil inside you go away, youíll see, mommaís gonna make the devil inside go away!

Well momma you donít understand,Iím still a man, and the son you gave birth too not long ago, you see Iíve changed, for the better too, Iím not living under the guise of shame or guilt andÖ

SHUT UP son, you son of a bitch, Iím taking you to get exorcism done, and mommaís gonna make the devil inside you go away, youíll see, mommaís gonna make the devil inside go away!

But Momma, donít you trust me, I said I was fine, and if you loved me youíd let me be.Iím not a bad person maw, Iím just different is all, andÖ

SHUT UP son, you son of a bitch, Iím taking you to get exorcism done, and mommaís gonna make the devil inside you go away, youíll see, mommaís gonna make the devil inside go away!

But MawÖ

SHUT UP son, you son of a bitch, Iím taking you to get exorcism done, and mommaís gonna make the devil inside you go away, youíll see, mommaís gonna make the devil inside go away!

Maw got her wish that stupid bitch and I never came back again.

 

The Homophobes and the Inbred:

         The inbred, my homophobic brother and I, we got a lot in commonÖwe all pray to god that someday he make all the gays go away, in a great big scolding caldron!

         The inbred keeps my homophobic brother and I entertained by talking preaching and singing to himself, and when heís not practicing verse, heís sleeping with his cousin.

         Whatís that on fire? Oh itís just the inbred having fun, weíll sit back and let that motherfucker inbred burn, but donít dare call him a flamer.

         Anytime we want to laugh, weíll call other people homos, just donít joke around with us, or else youíll see were fucking locos.

         Our roommates we like to make fun of and call them a bunch of queers, and if they donít like it, well who cares, weíll just drink more beers.

         If youíre in the closet, it better not be in our rooms, or else weíll be preparing your tombs.

         What did you call me?Fuck you!

        The inbred, my homophobic brother and I, got a lot in common, we all tell homophobic jokes sitting by our fountain!

        Begging for food

         Spare any change? Spare any change please!Spare any change? Spare any change please!Why wonít anyone spare any change?Spare any change? Spare any change please! Why wontí anyone spare any change?

         Money makes the world go round, at least thatís what weíve all agreed to and if you donít have enough for yourself, then my friend Iím afraid you just canít fit it with the rest of us

         Spare any change? Spare any change please!Spare any change? Spare any change please!Why wonít anyone spare any change?Spare any change? Spare any change please! Why wontí anyone spare any change?

         Honey please I need help, I donít know what else to do! Iíve sold all my baseball cards, my flute, my gold, and even my samurai sword, and I still canít afford to pay the rent. Jobs are tough to come by for me right now, and I donít think Iím going to make it.†† I eat out of trashcans to survive, please wontí you help me out of this?

         Spare any change? Spare any change please!Spare any change? Spare any change please!Why wonít anyone spare any change?Spare any change? Spare any change please! Why wontí anyone spare any change?

         How did things get this wrong, Iíve fallen into a new addiction, begging for food, and depending on others to surviveÖIím in a very bad position.

         Spare any change? Spare any change please!Spare any change? Spare any change please!Why wonít anyone spare any change?Spare any change? Spare any change please! Why wontí anyone spare any change?

†††

 

 

Bad Diagnosis:

 

Doc whatís wrong with me?Iíve never felt this bad before, and I feel like Iím about to hit the floor.

 

Donít worry sir, youíre going to be fine, thereís nothing in the world that we canít find, something thatís wrong with you.If you got the disease than we have the test to find out how much you have to pay us to get better.

 

Doc whatís wrong with me?Iíve never felt this bad before, and I feel like Iím about to hit the floor.

 

Just lay back down sir, youíll see Iím the best-damned physician you canít afford, and Iíll make sure we can fix you right up.Iím going to ask you a few personal questions now, like how many partners have you had, and did you ever want to kill your dad?

 

Doc whatís wrong with me?Iíve never felt this bad before, and I feel like Iím about to hit the floor.

 

Listen now sir, Iíve got something to tell ya, what I thought you had, well, itís turns out it was negative, and Iím sorry If I upset you some, but trust me this is just how itís done.

 

Thatíll be 1,000 dollars please.

 

 

†††

 

††††

Hellís Kitchen

 

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

 

Welcome to my kitchen, weíve got some great specials todayÖ

 

How about some deep fried waiters topped with some resentment, hostility, anger, and a side of who really gives a fuck what you want anyway!

 

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

 

Can I interest you in a burnt out hostess covered in a special sauce of tequila, vodka, rum, and wine, with a side of cigarettes and babies diapers, topped off by a rude greeting and a quick this is the last job someone would give me since I got fired from my last 6 jobs for not showing up.

 

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

 

Perhaps youíd like to try one of our overly done kitchen help, theyíre fresh off the boat, and are encrusted with desperation to pay bills, and spiced with the false hope of gaining their green cards by slaving away long enough.

 

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

 

Still not hitting the right nerve? Well how about the chefís special?A charred, skewered, and roasted chef with no rest, hoped up on pain killers and medicine, and an insane desire to take my knife and serve you up as a main course?

 

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

Smoke, sizzle, sear, broil, burn

 

Today I fired myself:

 

Youíre fired!

 

But I did everything I was supposed to do, I cooked, I cleaned, I even listened to you, what else am I supposed to do?

 

Youíre fired!

 

You over pretentious ungrateful prick, I didnít even get to stick, everything to you and your incompetence.You stupid asshole you make me sick, you donít even know why youíre such a dick, what the fuck makes you tick?

 

Youíre fired!

 

The funny thing about today is that you couldnít even be a man, and tell me to my face, so I guess since I have the gonads that you had replaced with tissueÖToday I have to say to myselfÖ

 

Youíre fired!

Youíre fired!

Youíre fired!

 

 

Kill you one day

 

Got you on the telephone, asking you what the fuck is going onÖ.

 

And then I sayÖIím gonna kill you one dayÖyou piece of shit!

 

You ask me what Iím so pissed about and I explain what Iím all aboutÖ

And then I sayÖIím gonna kill you one dayÖyou piece of shit!

 

You got yourself a pretty new wife, and stared a new life with some other kid,thatís nice of you to forget about meÖ

 

And then I sayÖIím gonna kill you one dayÖyou piece of shit!

 

Betrayal

 

Got drunk, looking to score, went to see whoís willing to do that chore.Kissed a girl, told her lies, anything I said because I love her eyes.You told me to give it up, but I said hey buddy you donít have to worry b/c you already have a pre-nup with that mean woman who doesnít like me.

 

They took off, and I struck out of course, but it was worth a try.I got back, that mean woman looked pissed, and she told me I made her sister cry.I said what are talking about, I was just fucking about, like any man would.

 

Thatís when you betrayed me, told me you didnít like me, you said youíre embarrassing me.

 

I tried talking but you wouldnít listen.You know thatís how my parents treated me, and yet you did it anyway.

 

Drunk and hurt I left you that night, I didnít want to fight if that was your decision than I didnít want to stick around.†† Oh shit Iím driving in my car, something I said I wouldnít do anymore, all because I was just looking to scoreÖnow Iím busted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Depression

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

Whatís this one in for? Crying, being raised by whore, playing in the hall, not eating all his food, bringing a briefcase to school, wanting to be a priest, being a wimp, getting into trouble, crawling like a lonely fucking worm, for not being loved, running away, for corrupting Abrahamís children, being born again, loving an ugly woman, having a devil inside, calling out a homophobe and an inbred, begging for food, having a disease, running hellís kitchen, for firing oneself, threatening to kill a piece of shit, and for betraying your best friend.

 

Depression

(continued)

 

In short this man has been charged with humanity of the first degree.

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

Do you understand the charges against you Mr. Jeffrey Wismer?

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

What?

 

I said do you understand the charges against you Mr. Jeffrey Wismer?

 

No, I mean yes your honor.

 

I do you plead?

 

I plead for the mercy of the court.

 

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

Mercy is reserved for sinners Mr. WismerÖare you calling yourself a sinner?

 

I donít call myself much of anything your honor.

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

So what do you call yourself Mr. Wismer?

 

Speak quickly sir; youíre wasting this courtís valuable time!

 

I call myselfÖ

 

YesÖwhat do you call yourself? Címon Mr. Wismer we havenít got all day!!!

 

I call myself a lonesome scared boy who thinks heís lost riding on a bus to nowhere.

 

Thatís too bad Mr. Wismer.The court finds that Mr. Wismer needs to stay locked away forever.

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

Weíre gonna throw you in with, the non-believers, the sadists, the free thinkers, the homosexuals, the lesbians, the bisexuals, the transsexuals, the alcoholics, the drug addicts, the sex addicts, the murderers, the thieves, the blasphemers, the drug dealers, the sodomites, the homeless bums, the old abandoned people, the low life drifters, the pan handlers, the scallywags, the scumbags, the depressed, the lonely, and the poor.

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped

 

Humanity is these peopleís greatest sin.

 

Locked in

Canít get out

Iím scared

Iím trapped.

 

Otherís who wonít sing (Lamentation)

 

Damn apathy, damn being comfortable, damn living on the excesses of a booming economy.Damn those of you who wonít sing. You wonít sing until things get worse.

 

Millions are dying of AIDSÖ

 

You wonít sing until things get worse.

 

Thousands are dying in the name of fighting terrorismÖ

 

You wonít sing until things get worse.

 

The government assumes an enormous amount of power, and grows bigger by the dayÖ.

 

You wonít sing until things get worse.

 

Youíre next door neighbor is being imprisoned for being differentÖ

 

You wonít sing until things get worse.

 

 

 

 

 

Sweet, sweet pain of Inspiration:

 

Pain is the price I pay for living such a human life.In order to survive, I must suffer thru pain, misery, and depression.

 

Sweet is the pain that brings about Inspiration, thick is the blood that is spent trying to make ends meet, and happy is the day when itís been worth the cost.

 

More words need to be written, more causes need to be started, for we are just on the precipice of getting somewhere.

 

Global warming, poverty, education, and freedom.

 

If you donít do anything major for humanityís sake at least do thisÖfind out the truth wherever it may lie, and question authority to the extent that will open your eyes.

 

Now is the time to act!